This week we go through the five most unhinged patents ever filed. We also invent our own!

Plus: are we slowly googling ourselves to death, the conspiracy about data centres and where all the water is really going, why a man in America got arrested for collecting rainwater, the app that tracks billionaires' private jets, and Lay's creamy forest mushroom crisps divide the room completely.

The Depressed CEO Podcast — new episodes every week.